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Create a Wallet
Set up a crypto wallet of your choice and keep your recovery phrase somewhere safe — somewhere no HR department can find it.
The Story
From Layoff
to Legend
Once upon a time, there was a frog with a résumé, a LinkedIn, and a dream of a corner office.
Then came the layoff email. “We’re restructuring,” it said. The frog didn’t panic. He didn’t update his résumé. He put on his shades, hung gold chains over his jacket, and walked out into the neon light.
No salary. No boss. No 9-to-5. But somehow, he had never looked better.
People ask, “What do you do?” He just smiles.
No job. Just conviction.
UNEMPLOYED is for everyone who got laid off, quit, or never fit the cubicle.
We’re not unemployed.
We’re unbothered.